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· Aug 5, 2015 at 7:10 pm

Vote Conan 2016!

conan 2016

I want to see Trump beat this political platform!


robot runaway
robot runaway · Aug 5, 2015 at 10:06 pm

Haha! Nice.

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robot runaway
· Aug 5, 2015 at 10:04 am

Mexico will pay for the border wall, says Trump

Trump: Mexico will pay for wall because I say so

On Tuesday, Fox’s Bill O’Reilly grilled the billionaire businessman on his claim that as president he will get Mexico to pay for a wall on the southern U.S. border to help prevent undocumented immigrants from crossing into the United States.

“Bill, they are making a fortune, Mexico is making a fortune off the United States, it’s becoming the new China in terms of trade — they’re killing us at the border,” Trump said after O’Reilly pressed him twice on the same question.

The third time O’Reilly asked, Trump said, “I’m gonna say, ‘Mexico, this is not going to continue, you’re going to pay for that wall,’ and they will pay for the wall. And Bill, it’s peanuts, what we’re talking about.”

They get into it at about 3:45.


jimi hindrance experience
jimi hindrance experience · Aug 9, 2015 at 12:00 pm

May I just say “douche bonnet”? If not, may I borrow, “douche nozzle”?

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robot runaway
· Jun 26, 2015 at 9:40 am

Supreme Court — Constitution guarantees right to same-sex marriage

BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules Same-Sex Marriage To Be Law Of The Land Nationwide In Historic Ruling

BREAKING: Supreme Court Rules Same-Sex Marriage To Be Law Of The Land Nationwide In Historic Ruling

Same-sex couples have the constitutional right to marry, and states cannot take that right away from them, says the U.S. Supreme Court in a 5-4 ruling handed down moments ago. The decision requires all 50 states and all U.S. territories to recognize all legally-performed marriages from all jurisdictions, and to extend marriage to same-sex couples. In short, the court’s decision requires all states to treat marriages of same-sex couples exactly as they treat marriages of different-sex couples.

The United States now becomes one of about 21 countries that have extended marriage to same-sex couples.

#LGBT #politics #positivechange

jimi hindrance experience
jimi hindrance experience · Jun 26, 2015 at 10:18 am

’s’ cool

robot runaway
robot runaway · Jun 26, 2015 at 10:39 am

In related news…

Set it free or on fire

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jimi hindrance experience
· May 13, 2015 at 7:52 am

Moneyball money

So Joe Blow is the newest phenom and he’s hitting .325.  on top of that he’s got a golden glove and he is extremely well liked by the fans, his team mates and his employers.  this scenario is a few years in the future.  he’s had 3 years like this and everybody who knows about these things say it’s only going to improve.  so one day the owner comes to him and says i’d like you to continue playing for us so i’m going to offer you 1 million dollars per game, 1 million dollars per home run, and a percentage of the profit every year you make good on your stats.

there is weeping and gnashing of teeth across the land and the cry goes up that it ain’t fair!  that’s too much money to pay someone to play baseball, which he clearly loves doing.

so i say them, you think he shouldn’t be paid that much?

yes, they say.

oh, i say, you must be a communist.

WTF!?  where do get off saying that?

capitalism is when a good or service gets sold to the highest bidder.  a person with goods or a service to sell can and should be able to get every penny he possibly can for what he’s selling.  capitalism, free market 101.

to control what he gets paid is the equivalent of communism.

people don’t like to hear that.

the jackaxxis who compare obama care to socialism have their political ideology very mixed up as well.  but for the record, socialism is a great idea, except that it got corrupted at least as bad as democracy has in it’s grandest experiment.

#politics #baseball

robot runaway
robot runaway · May 13, 2015 at 10:11 am

I agree that ball players and the like shouldn’t be paid as much as they are…but that comes from the notion that we, in our capitalist country, place far too much emphasis on sports and the superstar athletes. If the nascars want to pay that much for these goods, so be it. But it makes me sad that they want to.

Communism wouldn’t be that bad if the whatever state power hadn’t taken control of the community. That said, I’d never live on a hippie commune. :-D

Obama? Hell, heees a black moslem wadded to a tranny.

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jimi hindrance experience
· Dec 10, 2014 at 9:06 pm

The United States of America is awesome

Fox News host on torture report: “America is awesome”

From Yahoo News: Fox News host Andrea Tantaros had a somewhat unique reaction to the Senate Intelligence Committee report on CIA torture programs, which included for example forcing hummus into a detainee’s rectum and threatening to rape a detainee’s mother. “The United States of America is awesome.

when i was young i thought all the best stuff to have been involved in had already happened.


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robot runaway
· Dec 7, 2014 at 8:51 pm

Berlin Wall wasn’t supposed to fall?

How the Fall of the Berlin Wall Really Happened

How the Fall of the Berlin Wall Really Happened

This misreading of the actual fall of the wall is, at best, incomplete; at worst, it’s dangerous, contributing to the belief that American leaders can go “from Berlin to Baghdad,” shaping world events while ignoring the complex realities of the locals.

In truth, the opening of the Berlin Wall on the night of Nov. 9, 1989, was not planned. Well into that year, East Germany remained nearly inescapable: The last killing by a guard at the wall occurred in February 1989; the last shooting, a very near miss, in April; the last death during an escape attempt on the larger East German border, only 10 days earlier.

So what happened to make this heavily armed border open literally overnight? The answer lies in a series of mistakes by East German officials. These errors threw off dangerous sparks into the tense atmosphere of autumn 1989, already supercharged by the conflict between the rise of an East German resistance movement and the collapse of the ruling regime.


jimi hindrance experience
jimi hindrance experience · Dec 8, 2014 at 10:09 pm

jimi hindrance experience
jimi hindrance experience · Dec 8, 2014 at 10:19 pm

i know EXACTLY how Joey felt: my brain has hung upside down often. i always need something to slow me down. if there’s one thing that makes me sick it’s when someone tries to hide behind politics.

at best, Regan was criminally ignoring the complaints of the world. at worst, which is where my money is riding, is that he just didn’t give a fukc.

jimi hindrance experience
jimi hindrance experience · Dec 8, 2014 at 10:29 pm

All alone, or in two’s,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.

And when they’ve given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it’s not easy
Banging your heart against some mad bugger’s wall.
—Pink Floyd (don’t know if it was david or roger)

jimi hindrance experience
jimi hindrance experience · Dec 8, 2014 at 10:31 pm

that is really what i think, oh btw, which one’s pink?

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robot runaway
· Dec 5, 2014 at 6:53 am

This is what makes Merica great

According to the Political Typology Quiz, I am a Steadfast Conservative. Although a lot of the questions were easy to answer, several were hard to agree or disagree with.

For example, one of the questions asked if I believed government assistance did more harm or good. I’m stuck on that one. I was born homeless to a 16 year old coked out stripper, and yet here I am having served my country for 5 years and earning my Bachelor’s. Granted, I am adopted and was raised in a Christian home. I don’t agree nor disagree with that answer. I believe government assistance is good in that it helps people get back on their feet, or stabilizes them while a family member is out of work, for example.

However, there are those in this country who would rather sit on their good-for-nothing arses and suck up all of our precious resources and live for free off the system, while young people like me fight for their freedoms every day!

Overall, I would agree with being a Conservative. I’m a Christian, I believe America is NOT the World Police/Ambulatory service, and I also believe foreigners (illegal, some Muslim types) are ripping the Christian, democratic foundation out of this very country. They came to our country for a reason, we should not change who we are for them. That’s all, before I get aggravated over the thought of our nation turning Islamic.

The Constitution says we should all be Christians after all.


jimi hindrance experience
jimi hindrance experience · Dec 5, 2014 at 7:28 am

I pledge allegiance to Santa Christ. I should do more with that line. SGC et al had a lot of fun with the notion of people’s prayers being more or less, “Grant me my wishes”. I’m watching the news and it looks like the lord has got it in for the Phillipines this time. As Tom Waits said, “Jaheezius Christ”.

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robot runaway
· Nov 20, 2014 at 3:15 pm

ABC, NBC, and CBS — we’ll pass on Obama’s immigration speech

Broadcast networks opt out of Obama immigration speech

Broadcast networks opt out of Obama immigration speech

Eight years ago, President George W. Bush delivered a prime time address on immigration, carried by all the big broadcast networks.

On Thursday, President Barack Obama will do the same thing, but three of the broadcasters, ABC, NBC, and CBS have signaled that they won’t be carrying it.


#politics #tv

robot runaway
robot runaway · Nov 21, 2014 at 8:31 am

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