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jimi hindrance experience
· Dec 22, 2015 at 4:59 pm

Christmas Miracle?

“I don’t believe in sermons, fairie tales or stories about money.  But thanks for the smoke, baby sister!” —- Rooster Cogburn.  His mother named him Ruben, but I won’t say it out loud or hold it against him.  He uttered these lines in “True Grit”, made impossibly better by the Coen brothers’ magic wand.

Now, for the rest of the…wait a sec, jim, you ain’t Paul F. Harvey.

Long story short:  I left a leather/suede jacket with 46 dollars in it in a motel.

Long story short:  They have it including its contents and are keeping it safe until I mail a box for them to mail it back to me.

NOW for the rest of the fucking story:

I have a shaving kit that I carry with me that has a lot of medicine in it.  I could have answered anything they stuck their nose in (legally prescribed) but it would have cramped my style.

This has Christmas miracle written all over it.

Now let’s let that greasy friggin’ goose have its day in court.

Part Deux:

For those of you keeping score at home, I narrowly escaped Devil’s Island and certain torture at the hands of the Spelling, Punctuation and Style Police less than a week ago.  During that little misunderstanding, I was an Idiot Supreme and have no excuse.  There are zero excuses for my behavior there is little understanding available for mortals except for the mercy of the very funny lord.

This could turn long if I tried to explain why me and my compadres referred to it as the “very funny lord”.  There is rarely reason or rhyme discernible by mere mortals.  Every now and again, I just get very fugging lucky.  Sometimes people I know pay and pay dearly for their mistakes.  I have usually just got away.

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jimi hindrance experience
· Dec 15, 2015 at 9:41 pm

I always knew there was something wrong with these people

Kim K. on Eating Placenta: 'What Do I Have to Lose?'

Kim K. on Eating Placenta: ‘What Do I Have to Lose?’

Kim Kardashian shared on her blog post on Monday, Dec. 14, that she is eating her placenta after giving birth to her second child, Saint West.

You know, the Kardashians are just plain sick and wrong.  Let alone ink whores, these people are wrong.

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jimi hindrance experience
· Dec 11, 2015 at 8:53 am

Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band

tism
tism · Dec 11, 2015 at 8:08 pm

Love the hook and the growly vocals.

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jimi hindrance experience
· Dec 9, 2015 at 9:36 am

wake up

monkey hair

robot runaway
robot runaway · Dec 9, 2015 at 10:59 pm

garfield eating pizza

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jimi hindrance experience
· Dec 7, 2015 at 1:23 am

Krampus

Xmas movie.  it’s kind of repeat of Gremlins but it works.  refreshing.  i didn’t puke or want to shoot anyone for at least 95 mins.

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jimi hindrance experience
· Dec 4, 2015 at 3:40 am

the left bank

her name and mine inside a heart on the wall

still find a way to haunt me, though they’re so small

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jimi hindrance experience
· Dec 4, 2015 at 2:14 am

Kid Charlemagne

Clean this mess up else we’ll all end up in jail
Those test tubes and the scale
Just get them all out of here
Is there gas in the car
Yes, there’s gas in the car
I think the people down the hall
Know who you are

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jimi hindrance experience
· Dec 4, 2015 at 1:47 am

Steely Dan

I’m a book keepers son, I don’t want to shoot no one

I crossed my old man back in Oregon

Don’t Take Me Alive

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